Happy Star Wars Day!

It’s May the fourth….Star Wars Day. Get it??

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As you probably know, Harry is a big fan of Star Wars. I think she’d be celebrating today with her well-worn copies of Episodes IV, V and VI, a huge bowl of buttery popcorn, and of course, her partner in crime, Tess.  Or maybe they might have already rushed out and bought their copy of Force Awakens. I can almost hear the arguments now over which movie was better A New Hope or Force Awakens. What do you think?

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Fun Friday

There seems to be a bit of theme this week…

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That’s going to be some YouTube video. Does that last bit with the scissors mean what I think it means?

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Are You a Polyvore?

I’m not particularly a girly-girl, so I’ve had to resort to the internet to get wardrobe ideas when writing (I could really use a personal shopper like Salvador uses to dress Harry). One of my favourite sites to find the latest in high-end formal dress is Harrod’s. They have a great website and I have relied on it heavily to find outfits for Harry’s adventures. A new site I have recently discovered, is Polyvore. I’m a complete newbie and I’m sure I’m not going to be hired as a fashionista any time soon, but even I have to admit, it’s kind of fun to pull together outfits.  I’ve created a few for Harry. Check them out!

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Happy New Year!

Did I fool you? No? I didn’t really think I would. But did you ever wonder why April 1st is celebrated as April Fools’ Day?

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According to one theory, it could actually have a lot to do with the New Year and the Pope. Pope Gregory XIII, that is. You know, the guy that introduced the Gregorian Calendar? The calendar the majority of the world uses today.

In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII introduced a new standard calendar for Christian Europe that would take his name and centuries later become the standard internationally in the 21st century.

Prior to the 15th century, Europe’s nations and city states operated using the Julian calendar. The Gregorian calendar moved the date of the new year from April 1 to January 1, among other changes. Catholic monarchies were naturally its earliest adopters, though Protestant nations later followed suit.

Given the nature of the reform, both in terms of communicating such a fundamental change to a large population and dealing with critics of the new calendar, some Europeans continued to celebrate the new year between March 25 and April 1. April fools were those who still celebrated the holiday in the spring, and were the subject of pranks and ridicule by those who observed the new year months ago.

It is worth noting that many different cultures have had days of foolishness around the start of April, give or take a couple of weeks. The Romans had a festival named Hilaria, the Hindu calendar has Holi, and the Jewish calendar has Purim. Perhaps there’s something about the time of year, with its turn from winter to spring, that lends itself to lighthearted celebrations.

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Sex!

Yep, I wrote a book with sex in it. In fact, I’ve written several now, including my soon-to-be released hot and spicy novella series, The Yacht Club. Writing sex scenes can be a lot of fun and while it might be a tad embarrassing to have my MOTHER read them, at least I know my BROTHER never will (at least that’s what he says).

The other day I found this terrific blog post about writing your first sex scene and it was laugh out loud funny so I thought I would share. Even if you’re not a writer, these are hilarious and worth the read.  Definitely NSFW.

Delilah Dawson’s 25 Humpalicious Steps for Writing Your First Sex Scene

 

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If erotic romance is your cup of tea, then don’t forget to check out my first novella in the Yacht Club series, From the Heart. Available on Amazon, April 4, 2016.

 

What a Girl Wants

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Excerpt from Home Again

What did she really want?  More sex was the first thing that came to mind.  Oh man, sex with Mike had been incredible, and it wasn’t just because she had been having a particularly long dry spell.  Allie had spent the last week reliving their afternoon encounter, imagining his hands, his tongue, his – Allie blushed and busied herself behind the bar trying to think about something, anything else, but it was no use.  Her body ached to feel his touch again, but it was so much more than just the sex.  She found that she really missed him, being with him, seeing his twinkling, green eyes and his cheeky grin.  Allie Daniels, you are in so much trouble.

Home Again
by Lisa Emme

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